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I have a bad podcast about this.

Dec 27, 2019

**SPOILERS FOR EPISODE IX ABOUND**

Kat and Pranks predict the plot of Episode IX. The full tally of predictions is below.

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**MEGA GIANT SUPER DUPER SPOILER WARNING**

Accurate Predictions:
- Rey Palpatine
- Reylo will sail, and then they're gonna kill him
- Court mandated Heterosexuality (Poe)
- Poe's ex is either Jannah or Zorii Bliss
- They will kill Hux in a funny way
- There will be another Death Star (basically)
- they'll be underwater now
- Wicket is back
- Ahsoka is a voice cameo
- We'll see Lando very early and he's raising support for the Resistance
- Finn will talk to other stormtroopers
- Wedge is back
- Kylo becomes one with the Force
- ground, space, and force duel battle
- Lando will do recruitments. We'll see him very early.
- BIZARRELY, KYLO REN IS A LIGHTSABER. FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW.
- Body swap Palpatine plan.

Inaccurate Predictions:
- Threepio for real dies
- Dark Side Force Ghosts Force Visions Fight
- The Final Battle was infinitely more stupid than we could have possibly imagined
- Falcon's Dish was not broken
- Finn's arc did not resolve resulting in him not caring as much about Rey
- Threepio did not shoot anyone

50/50 Predictions
- Uncle robot romance (we see it, they may not)

Here is a link to the article about the Star Wars soundtracks Pranks mentioned: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/a-field-guide-to-the-musical-leitmotifs-of-star-wars

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James is @OneShotRPG, Johnny is @JohnnyInBriefs, Kat is @kat_kuhl_ and Pranks is @RogueTLdr on Twitter.

Check out the Autonomic Podcast, co-created by Kat and Pranks, at https://autonomicpodcast.com

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